Sunday, September 03, 2006

Dear man who bore an uncanny likeness to Dick Cheney,

I am so sorry. Sir, I know that blanching, and then grabbing the nearest piece of wood and fashioning it into a stake I could drive through you heart is inexcusably rude. You were so surprised. Only trying to finish your grocery shopping. In the future I will try to avoid going out that early in the morning.

Again, I apologize.

The D.L.

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