Dear Notorious B.I.G.,

In the off chance that we meet on some metaphysical plane, you will love it when I call you big poppa-- the show stopper-- the rhyme dropper.

Thank you VH1: Behind the Music: Notorious B.I.G. for showcasing such an unbelievable story. Puffy would be nothing without you, Tupac is a jackass, and most of us mourn you still.

Also-- Fugees? No one, at any time, is bumping too much Biggie Smalls.

Brava!,
The D.L.